Illegals & High Gas Prices...

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and
all of the illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not;
to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by
the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I elected
to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas
and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!